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Aziz Ansari
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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

New York, NY
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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari Nov 9

    AUSTIN: Bass Hall done but doing 2 small club gigs Monday night. Tickets here: https://bit.ly/2DdqRDW  DALLAS: Some tix still available for tonight at Verizon Centre https://bit.ly/2PMzaxs  HOUSTON: There tomorrow. Some tix left here: https://bit.ly/2OBp7Xc  Thank you Texas!!!

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      2. Joshua Arnett‏ @JoshuaArnett Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        We all hate you, dude.

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      3. Beau J Ashburn‏ @beausworld Nov 9
        Replying to @JoshuaArnett @azizansari

        Nope.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Ben‏ @ZWildwood Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        Looking forward to moral lectures and pouting from a millionaire who got pissy when people called him out for creeping on and harassing a 23 year old

        6 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. John Hayes‏ @JohnHay26780878 Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        Your back!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Gregory Qualls‏ @_Mr_GQ Nov 9
        Replying to @JohnHay26780878 @azizansari

        His back what?

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. GiGi  🦃‏ @fozzybrn Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        Where have you been !!!???pic.twitter.com/ml1PKwpBZ4

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      3. Michael Silver‏ @BigEastSilver Nov 11
        Replying to @fozzybrn @azizansari

        Was wondering the same thing

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      1. Heather Baughman‏ @Bucks56Heather Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        Now start making some more Master of None episodes! Pleeeeaseee!!!

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      2. fixta fernback‏ @ChrisThoma Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        go away and stay gone

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Phil Ochs‏ @justaphil Nov 9
        Replying to @ChrisThoma @azizansari

        Ziz just chasing that paper.pic.twitter.com/o8U1BhYxCM

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. woo chilay!‏ @thankurissa Nov 9
        Replying to @azizansari

        i love n miss u sm

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      2. spaghetti cat‏ @fabulonnnn Nov 9
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        ugh just go away

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      3. Andy Bowers‏ @stonemuffins Nov 9
        Replying to @fabulonnnn @azizansari

        You first.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Trevor Joelson‏ @MountTrevorest Nov 10
        Replying to @azizansari

        You killed it in Dallas last night. I took my ‘Becky’ who has had to be at the Doctor way too much in the last 2 months. Her laughing for 2 straight hours was the best medicine we had yet. Thankful for your talent and that she cancelled my male IUD appointment this morning.

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      1. DD‏ @MRDEDAVIS Nov 9
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        Welcome back Aziz

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      1. woo chilay!‏ @thankurissa Nov 9
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        YOU TWEETED OMG

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      2. Rocky Casbah‏ @RockyCasbahTXRD Nov 9
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        Are babies allowed? Seriously, I have a 7 week old. She's adorable and will laugh at all of your jokes!pic.twitter.com/TC362j4x3p

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