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One of my greatest regrets in life is that 10 years ago, I bought perfect shoes. I decided to order 12 pairs and be set for life, but my wife convinced me that was weird Aspie scientist shit, so I didn’t do it. They stopped making them, and I’ve never had comfortable shoes since
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FYI -- you don't have to get divorced to buy sneakers
On the flip side.
I bought 10 pairs of the same t-shirt, I looked great in them. But it turned out to be a mistake when lockdown hit and I gained weight. 
