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@azalben

Author of Thor & The Warriors Four for . for . . Formerly //. Other stuff.

Park Slope, Brooklyn
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  2. 5 hours ago

    Dear World: I'm sorry I waited this long to watch The Great British Bake-Off. You were all right.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    S6 premieres tonight in LA, so if you prefer your Jon Snow Schrodinger'd, better stay off the internet until April 24.

  4. 15 hours ago

    theoncomingstormcos: Thor in this comic is the cutest. Seriously. This comic is just cute in general....

  5. 15 hours ago

    Happy !

    9:04 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  6. 19 hours ago

    "Finally, Rogue One will reveal what happened to all those Bothan spies who--" "Actually, Bothan spies is the doctor, not the monster."

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  7. Apr 9

    Hey remember the 2 episode arc on Studio 60 where they lost a snake under the stage so they sent a weasel and a coyote after it? Good times.

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  8. Apr 9

    Watching the season 2 premiere, and Mr. Bates is in it! ...And now I want a time traveling Downton Abbey crossover.

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  9. Apr 9

    But what if it is I who do not trust Young Metro? What then?

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  10. Apr 9

    📷 jinafirelong: I’m bored. Someone take Photoshop away from me. Never. KEEP IT UP.

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  11. Apr 9

    You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself run a meme into the ground.

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  12. Apr 8

    My main reaction to the second half of S2E5: OH SHIT.

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  13. Apr 8

    In S2E4 we learn the Scottish term for a mutually pleasurable sex act, and that's the least crazy thing that happens.

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  14. Apr 8

    If you're looking for a themed drink this weekend, why not try a Gin Erso?

    3:58 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. Apr 8

    I get everyone in LA is surprised it's raining, but here in NYC it was 70 degrees and then 20 degrees and now it might snow and we're dying

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  16. Apr 8

    I guested on this week's podcast! It was fun! Check it out! YEAH.

    This week's podcast is up & from 's is in the house! Check it.
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  17. Apr 8

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  18. Apr 8

    American Crime Story, Season 2: Watermelon v. Rubber Band

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  19. Apr 8

    If Thor shows up in the next Spider-Man movie, we can finally get that "In The Heart Of The Sea" reunion we've all been asking for.

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  20. Apr 8

    I like this theory. It matches up to my Eeny Meeny Miny Mo theory + the general weirdness w/ the character in the ep

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  21. Apr 8

    Pretty sure I know where she'll be on April 9th.

    10:07 AM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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