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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jul 2017

    During an away game, some kids taunted my son by chanting "build a wall." Me: What did you say? Junior: Nothing. I scored 23 points. 🇮🇹

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  2. 2 hours ago

    And ice cream pizza isn’t that bad, so bad example.

    “Misguided impulses” is my toddler wanting to put ice cream on her pizza. Did it occur to this senior administration official that the crisis he or she is describing in this op-ed is PRECISELY why the 25th Amendment exists? Self-righteous cowardice.
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  3. 2 hours ago

    “Misguided impulses” is my toddler wanting to put ice cream on her pizza. Did it occur to this senior administration official that the crisis he or she is describing in this op-ed is PRECISELY why the 25th Amendment exists? Self-righteous cowardice.

    In Opinion In an anonymous Op-Ed, a senior Trump administration official says he and others are working ​to frustrate the president’s “misguided impulses.”
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  4. 5 hours ago

    I know I’m completely missing the point, but I’d love to see a sequel to ’ lean & mean novella, “You Were Never Really Here.” 🔨

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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Bob Woodward sought an interview with President Trump as he was writing "Fear," about his presidency. Trump called Woodward in early August, after the manuscript had been completed, to say he wanted to participate. This is a transcript of that call.

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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Being in politics requires some willingness to apply double standards, but Trump saying DOJ shouldn’t indict members of Congress bc it could imperil their seats demands new levels of gaze aversion by congressional Rs would be on floor all day today if Obama said same.

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  7. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    This tweet is bananas. The President is attacking the Attorney General for not covering up Republican crimes. There will be silence from the entire Republican Party because they are as corrupt as he is.

    Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    This funniest shit I’ve seen all day g. He say this how Eminem raps.

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  9. Aug 30

    RIP Gary Friedrich Marvel legend and co-creator of two of the coolest break-the-mold “super heroes” ever: Ghost Rider and Son of Satan.

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 30

    Kavanaugh is a nominee who: was hand-picked by the Federalist Society passed a litmus test intent on ending a woman’s right to choose thinks the President should be above the law. We should fight against this nominee tooth and nail.

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  11. Aug 30

    RIP Marie Severin, legendary artist, trailblazer, and cover penciller for one of the GOAT Marvel covers.

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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 29

    👀

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  13. Aug 29

    How else they gone learn?

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    So now we got daycare teachers doing Eastbays on toddlers?! 😂👏 IM DYIN
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  14. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    Hey? Everybody? THIS is peak petty, and it is GLORIOUS. 🤣

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    My good people... We showed them. We got behind and .... Time to do the same with ... Thanks in advance for all your support!

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  16. Aug 27

    Comics are for everyone. Anyone that thinks otherwise is a bigot. Back to work, everyone.

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  17. Aug 27

    How not to use an exclamation point.

    My deepest sympathies and respect go out to the family of Senator John McCain. Our hearts and prayers are with you!
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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 26

    “President Trump nixed issuing a statement that praised the heroism and life of Sen. John McCain, telling senior aides he preferred to issue a tweet before posting one Saturday night that did not include any kind words for the late Arizona Republican.”

    White House statement, drafted by Sarah Sanders and others, labeled McCain a “hero” and praised his life. Trump didn’t want it released and instead sent tweet offering condolences to his family.
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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 26

    Anxious to learn the ethnicity of the Madden shooter so I can know if the answer is a border wall, travel ban, or thoughts and prayers.

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 24

    Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author."

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    The identification of as an unindicted co-conspirator in a criminal scheme is more than sufficient cause for Congress to immediately pass legislation protecting the Mueller investigation. I'm calling on my colleagues, on both sides, to join me in passing it. Now.

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