THIS SPEAKS TO ME
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Attention folks: I am now accepting applications for my stunt double to assume this role for me.
I will pay you in hugs and baked goods!

#momhatesrunning#alwaysatortoise#ishetryingtokillme#willtherebeeggnogatthefinish
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