A couple of notes to start my morning:
I almost got a biscuit in the cafeteria this morning — then I remembered this tweet. Went with a bagel instead. #carbs
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You made the right decision.

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The disappointment and frustration after eating a brick-like biscuit can easily ruin any morning.
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