Awlbie Got Temp Banned’s Tweets

Oct 15, 2017

I am not using this account anymore, I have downsized dramatically. I am now at

@awlbie

but I can't promise I will refollow everyone. Sorry.

alright goodnight friends, i don't want to put this account on my phone in case they ban it too, hopefully i see you in the morning where i usually am 🤞

engaging in a little revenge bedtime procrastination

damn, this account gets WAY more bots in the notifs

i don't wanna make any good tweets on this account, the points don't even count over here

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not the good doctor showing shaun setting a timer to brush his teeth as a sign of his autism... should i go put away the timer in my bathroom? how do NTs know how long to brush their teeth for then???

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i've gotten several new follows on my main account and i can't follow people back, so rude!!

if elon owns this place now what happened to free speech unb*n me

it's funny how m*n can show up in our mentions and literally tell us to d*e but i can't say this

May 3

i just wanted to watch my tv shows and tweet dumb shit and get high later. i don't know if i'll be back at my other account in the morning or in a week.

May 3

wow wtf this account has downvotes and my other account doesn't???? rude as hell

May 3

WELP

Oct 15, 2017

This next tweet is just so I can pin it to my profile.

Oct 10, 2017

i'd love it if you would follow me back, but obviously you are not required!

Oct 10, 2017

i'm leaving this account for the foreseeable future, you may have gotten a follow from a locked account with a similar @, it's me.

If you get a follow request from awlbie, it's me, I might be over there for a bit.

I'm bored enough to be on twitter for a little bit. I was trying to decide if I want to make a second account or prune this one even more.

Had a nice short workshop day for work today but opening twitter is still making me ugh so I will check back in tomorrow

I'll be elsewhere until the loneliness consumes me and I have to come back for my internet points

i am feeling very ugh about a lot of personal things lately but i don't want to talk about on twitter except ironically this one tweet

thanks a lot kate mckinnon, i'm now oddly attracted to justice ginsburg

um i'm pretty sure snl isn't supposed to make you cry but then they did a tom petty tribute

please stop trying to care about more than one thing at a time, we all know it's not allowed

i'm trying to calm down. i'm going to go outside for a minute. also there will be lasagna in an hour.

i am SO MAD guys. SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. i am no idiot, i can read my bill just fine.

i'll be calling tomorrow and i'm probably gonna have to pull that speak to a manager shit which i HATE but sorry

i am EXCEEDINGLY polite on the phone but the second you act shitty to me, get fucked

fuck insurance in this fucking state and fuck that rep i just spoke with, what a fucking asshole

i am being forced to make a phone call

it actually went up $146 but i get "discounts"

if my auto insurance keeps going up $40 every six months that's untenable

fucking, how does my insurance go up by 40 bucks, i've never made a claim. I AM GIVING YOU FREE MONEY STOP FUCKING WITH ME

so the dark tower definitely would have made a better tv show, which is still happening i think so we'll see

the number of my tweets i've had to delete or double-reply to correct today because i've got brain fog is uh... all of them

Another reminder: tomorrow is indigenous peoples' day, and Columbus was a genocidal maniac

Assange is still a dickhole who put an emoji by his name because twitter won't verify him, just an update