Jonno Cohen

@awkwardjonno

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Los Angeles
Joined July 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Feb 2016

    Check out my web series that the & are raving about! "HOWARD'S HOT ROOMMATE" @

  2. 21 hours ago

    Darn. I really thought I was a shoe-in for the Poop Emoji Role in the

  3. Jun 7

    Nothing is better than chatting/chuckling with co-workers and then realizing you had a mysterious brown substance on your front teeth.

  4. Jun 4

    The whole dog on a plane thing is cute until it sharts on your peanuts.

  5. Jun 4
  6. Jun 1

    Hey, at least it wasn't 3 Doors Down singing the National Anthem.

  7. May 24

    Game Show Idea: How long can I annoy my wife on the phone before she needs to hang up?

  8. May 22

    In case you need more of a reason to be jealous of Colin Jost, he's now hooking up with Scarlett Johansson.

  9. May 15

    I tried to send the Steve Harvey memo to my family and its not working. They keep on talking to me.

  10. May 15

    Note to all Waiters: The sarcastic line of "I guess you really didn't like this" as you take away a finished plate is NOT working.

  11. May 13

    Mom: Thank you for the flowers. Me: Are they nice? Mom: I can guarantee they're not worth the money.

  12. Retweeted
    May 11

    Steve Harvey's staff when they see him in the hallway

  13. May 11

    Bad move FOX canceling . Such a funny and original show.

  14. May 9
  15. Retweeted
    May 9

    Congrats to CT and Joe Dirt on winning this season of The Challenge 😂

  16. May 8

    Hey MTV Movie Awards, might be helpful to make the show appealing to someone over the age of 13.

  17. May 8

    I need to learn a British accent, just so I can get a part in an American movie.

  18. May 8

    Just had to ask my wife how to spell my Mom's name correctly.

  19. May 7

    My wife thinks it's better for our 8-month-old son to touch dog urine than paper receipts. Discuss.

  20. May 7
  21. May 5

    Don't mean to brag, but I'm really good looking as a caricature.

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