
TWEET CALL 
Send me a PG tweet and I will tell you how things will turn out for you in 2019.


This tweet shows that I will develop a series of new conspiracy theories on why men have nipples.


https://twitter.com/mcgrumpenstein/status/1012095541264683009?s=21 …
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Replying to @FunnyBison @McGrumpenstein
Mussolini’s Pocket Retweeted whalefact
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Replying to @awhalefact @RaghavMalik27
Raghav, you will develop a new sport for whales called “footballeen.” North Americans will insist on calling it “sorca.”
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THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE!!!
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Replying to @RaghavMalik27 @awhalefact
Yeah, uh... Dream bigger. But thank you.
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No you don’t understand footballeen is literally the coolest sport there’s whales and seaweed and dragons and swords and fighter jets and one really big squid named James that both teams pass back and forth
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Replying to @RaghavMalik27 @awhalefact
Uh, yeah, *rolls eyes* I “know” how to play sorca, bro
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*scoffs, rolls eyes* typical Americans calling our sport sorca. I bet you have your own footballeen that has nothing to do with the whale's balleen but is instead called that because it was invented in Ballina, Ireland
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fellas fellas, we all love the same sport here remember? let’s just be friends. why don’t we go outside and pass the squid a lil 
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