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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    prije 19 sati

    valentine’s day is about love, but why only love a person when you could be loving whales? put a whale on your body this valentine’s day with discount code “whalesinlove” and get %15 off everything on

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  2. prije 2 sata

    most whales don’t have legs and they still manage to exercise more than you

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  3. 4. velj

    it’s okay to think whales are scary but don’t be a dick about it because they’re literally just vibing

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  4. 3. velj

    many whales were never taught to write in cursive which is okay because it has never mattered

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  5. 2. velj

    i regret to inform you that once again there are absolutely zero whales on either team playing in this year’s super bowl

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  6. 31. sij

    a whale can dive deeper than your therapist even though they don’t charge nearly as much

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    me: *swallowed by whale at 3am* wtf dude why did u do that? Whale:

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  8. 30. sij

    there are no laws that say a whale can’t eat a whole ass meal at 3am

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  9. 30. sij

    there are no laws that say a whale can’t eat a small snack at 3am

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  10. 29. sij

    a whale the size of a large boulder the size of a small boulder the size of a whale is the size of a whale

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  11. 28. sij

    is that a whale or just seven million dwarf hamsters in a trench coat

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  12. 28. sij

    the average whale is about the size of seven million dwarf hamsters

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  13. 27. sij

    on a more personal note, i’ve received a lot of messages about how important plastic straws are for people with disabilities and that there really isn’t a good alternative. i hear you and i recognize that. maybe corporations can offer both until a permanent replacement is made?

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  14. 27. sij

    the whales understand that this is a small part of a much larger plastic problem and are really just hoping for less trash in the ocean in general

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  15. 27. sij

    the whales don't understand why big corporations still use plastic straws when there are environmentally responsible alternatives available

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    24. sij

    My finally arrived and I can't not wear it without the matching t-shirt

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  17. 24. sij

    please don’t invite a whale to go on a segway tour of london because they would look absolutely ridiculous

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  18. 24. sij

    some whales have both

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  19. 23. sij

    many whales don’t even have a boyfriend

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  20. 23. sij

    many whales still don’t have a girlfriend

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