Greg Cooper

@awfy

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San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2007
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  1. 3 hours ago

    I might need a psychiatrist for my Roomba.

    1 reply 5 likes
  2. May 25

  3. May 25

    Pushing your way to the front of a group to seem alpha on the political stage? Obama knows the real way:

    1 like
  4. May 20

    Was reading Tom's Guide for advice on an OLED TV and ended up buying a Roomba instead. I'm happy with my decision.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  5. May 20

    "I will no longer kick puppies, I'm so nice!" Why were you kicking them in the first place...?

    1 reply
  6. Retweeted
    May 16

    WaPo: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.

    207 replies 14,712 retweets 27,970 likes
  7. May 9

    Reddit on the Comey firing...

    3 retweets 5 likes
  8. May 3

    Anyone's fuzzy finder in Atom being super sluggish? Tried disabling my installed packages and that didn't fix it :'(

    1 retweet
  9. May 3

    Them: "Do you miss Scotland?" Me: 😂😂😂

    1 reply 1 like
  10. Apr 27

    2017 - Gotta update your light bulbs.

    3 likes
  11. Apr 10

    This asshole tried to steal from a restaurant designed to help people in need get a trade and then left them a 1-star review.

    1 retweet
  12. Mar 26

    I have a theory that The Verve will play regardless of what artist you pick as your radio for the day on Sonos.

    1 like
  13. Mar 11

    There are 20 million barrels of Scotch aging in Scotland. That's 4 barrels for every person in Scotland.

    1 reply 3 likes
  14. Mar 7

    My proudest achievement from my time at Stripe turns 3 years old today. Stripe FC. Here's hoping we win tonight!

    1 reply 3 likes
  15. Feb 13

    "To my disappointment, my latte was not great at all. It only contained a hint of matcha taste and the latte art was barely visible." SF...

    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    Feb 6
    Replying to

    - i am here to serve - alec has trump - melissa has spice - i would need a few days to prepare - so if called - i will be ready

    1,112 replies 4,495 retweets 16,409 likes
  17. Feb 6

    I can see one rather large reason to wait...

    2 likes
  18. Jan 22

    Heathrow airport WiFi seems to use Stripe!

    7 likes
  19. Jan 21

    1 like
  20. Jan 14

    Score!

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