Allison WitchesEarwax 

@awalktalks

lukewarm potato-peanut stew. she/her

Washington, DC
Joined July 2016

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    Maybe 2019 is the year I finally start affecting a New England accent

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  2. 20 Sep 2018
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  3. Jan 3

    'Surviving R. Kelly' Executive Producer dream hampton: “R. Kelly is someone that we, my generation, should have dealt with a long time ago," hampton said

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  4. Jan 2

    They ain’t ready.

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  5. Bedtime Stories for Epidemiologists: John Snow and the Broad Street Pump

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  6. I just gave a homeless guy ten bucks and a bottle of Advil and I could do that all the damn time if i follow that one weird trick 💅🏻

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  7. New Years Resolution: stop buying gifts for people who make more money than me

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  8. Jan 2

    A couple years ago, when I was writing for American Dad!, I needed an Arabic speaker for a small part. Our casting director recommended a Saudi comedian, who happened to be in LA for a couple months shooting a tv show. His name is Fahad Albutairi.

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  9. Jan 2

    this makes me so happy! a simple, smart, market-based solution to what can be a severe problem. I for one am very happy that Ms. Mukarurangwa is in Maine

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  10. Starting right by listening to the soundtrack at work 💅🏻

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  11. These kids are PEOPLE now, wow I’m old

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  12. I’m screaming over how sons speak with the same cadence he does !!!

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  13. Dec 31

    Trans people have existed since people have existed, which is longer than, say, stand up comedians have existed

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  14. 30 Dec 2018

    Hey in 2019 could we start using “their” instead of “his or her” in writing and shit

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  15. BOSton more like BISEXUALSton amirite

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  16. On this day 128 years ago, the United States, with rifles and pistols and a rapid-fire Gatling gun, murdered an estimated 300 Lakota, mostly unarmed women and children. Soon after the carnage, 20 white men were awarded the Medal of Honor. Those medals have yet to be rescinded.

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  17. Felipe Alonzo-Gomez and Jakelin Caal Maquin both died while in CBP custody this month. We must have a full accounting of what happened, and changes must be made.

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  18. 25 Dec 2018

    Another child has died in detention while holds the government hostage. & the sticks their fingers in their ears & hopes will distract people by "reporting" on radio stations who are not playing, "Baby, it's cold outside."

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  19. 21 Dec 2018

    when i was a kid i used to say to my dad “dad” and he would go “yes sir micheal caine” and i would just open my mouth and point in it and wait for him to pour beans in there

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  20. 19 Dec 2018

    If you are a Black Trans/GNC person in NYC who will be food insecure this holiday season, The Okra Project will be providing FREE personal chef-prepared meals IN YOUR HOME. And all the chefs are Black TGNC folx! DM me for details!

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