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    1. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 12
      Replying to @evan @garru and

      Then there was the blackhole replication incident on @mikelimondba's first day

      2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    2. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 12
      Replying to @evan @garru and

      Then there was the biweekly "blame Flock" because its metrics spiked during every overload event, whether internal or external, merely because everything queried it

      3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    3. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 12
      Replying to @evan @garru and

      And of course my manual delivery of Demi Moore and Ashton's tweets during Oprah's live show because intersections between two popular users would time out. @goldman did some very strategic PM-ing by watching the show and saying TWEET in the chat.

      5 replies 8 retweets 95 likes
    4. Jason Goldman‏Verified account @goldman Apr 12
      Replying to @evan @garru and

      So clutch. I also spent a year or so saying “it’s ok to flush the queue” in chat. Those were my two jobs.

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
    5. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 12
      Replying to @goldman @garru and

      Yeah I think @robey spent the most time on queue flush duty by far

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Jessica Verrilli‏Verified account @jess Apr 13
      Replying to @evan @goldman and

      I remember needing to update our total user count for a board deck and we had no dashboard to reference so someone had to run a query on a production database in the middle of the night, otherwise we’d bring the site down.

      1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
    7. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 13
      Replying to @jess @goldman and

      Oh yeah, the mythical executive dashboard that "some contractors" were working for Twitter's entire existence. I assume this project is still going on and still unshipped.

      1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
    8. Jessica Verrilli‏Verified account @jess Apr 13
      Replying to @evan @goldman and

      🤣🤣🤣.

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    9. Jonathan Reichhold‏ @jreichhold Apr 13
      Replying to @jess @evan and

      Wasn’t this birdbrain?

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    10. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 13
      Replying to @jreichhold @jess and

      No...for a while there was a project management tool we tossed together with DabbleDB though.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Avi Bryant‏ @avibryant Apr 13
      Replying to @evan @jreichhold and

      You wrote such great notes about that and we never published the case study.

      8:35 AM - 13 Apr 2018
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        2. matt knox‏ @mattknox Apr 13
          Replying to @avibryant @evan and

          Do you still have them? I bet it's a fascinating read.

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        3. Avi Bryant‏ @avibryant Apr 13
          Replying to @mattknox @evan and

          Lost in time like tears in rain.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. End of conversation
        1. Evan Weaver‏ @evan Apr 13
          Replying to @avibryant @jreichhold and

          Hard to get new disciplines right when you only have one shot on goal for each. On the other hand, who needs referenceability when you have a continuation-passing architecture?

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        1. Ben Matasar‏ @matasar Apr 13
          Replying to @avibryant @evan and

          He also told us how to fix our weird sorting bug, but we didn't do it.

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