I feel like people are not sufficiently afraid of escalators. Today I stopped two people who were about to get on with untied shoelaces ffs
Replying to @jshirley @susanthesquark
I'm taking solace in the fact that I never, ever wear shoes with laces.
8:49 PM - 19 May 2017
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