Reasons not to fly @AllegiantTravel: "Your flight on the 19th has been rescheduled to the 23rd. Here's the new itinerary." .... excuse me?
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Replying to @avibryant
@avibryant@AllegiantTravel also, your flight has been changed to a train ride. To Penticton. Also, the train does not exist.1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes -
Replying to @collision
@collision@AllegiantTravel look again! The tickets are now diamonds.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @avibryant
@avibryant I'm hoping@AllegiantTravel adds a witticism to this thread and responds in no other useful way.2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @collision
@collision well, that's a social media trend that's really taking off.@avibryant@allegianttravel2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @marcprecipice
@marcprecipice@collision@AllegiantTravel wait, wait: they should just list each flight as a Kickstarter project. Makes the risks clear.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @avibryant
@avibryant@marcprecipice@AllegiantTravel congratulations, your flight has tilted! Please let us know where to send the signed winglet to.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@collision @marcprecipice
"Tilted"? When you pitch this, you should use "yawed". (Oh god, the bad puns, but that's how I roll).
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