Reasons not to fly @AllegiantTravel: "Your flight on the 19th has been rescheduled to the 23rd. Here's the new itinerary." .... excuse me?
@marcprecipice @collision @AllegiantTravel wait, wait: they should just list each flight as a Kickstarter project. Makes the risks clear.
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@avibryant@marcprecipice@AllegiantTravel congratulations, your flight has tilted! Please let us know where to send the signed winglet to. -
@collision@marcprecipice "Tilted"? When you pitch this, you should use "yawed". (Oh god, the bad puns, but that's how I roll).
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@avibryant@marcprecipice@collision@AllegiantTravel your trip will deliver you to your destination two years after you pay for the flight!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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