"We totally had sex. Buy us presents and give us money." - baby showers pretty much
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Replying to @SlexAxton
@SlexAxton "Oops, we had sex. Buy us presents and give us money." - shotgun weddings.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @orlamchenry
@orlamchenry at least you get a party and some booze out of a wedding.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @SlexAxton
@SlexAxton A shower can be quite the party with a flask in tow.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @orlamchenry
@orlamchenry@SlexAxton That sentiment works if you replace "shower" with virtually any other type of event.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @SlexAxton
@SlexAxton @nelhage @orlamchenry in the cases of a bris, it's the baby who needs the flask. (Booze: the traditional anaesthetic. No really.)
10:34 PM - 27 Jul 2013
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