Nothing quite like getting punched in the junk by your own 4yr old child.
@sorenmacbeth @tdhopper I also love the sitting-on-the-lap backwards headbutt. Gonna shatter a cheekbone one of these days.
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@avibryant@tdhopper Oh yeah. Here's to living in constant vigilance against physical harm from your own offspring! -
@sorenmacbeth@avibryant Word of the day: matriphagous
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