And if you had to file a ticket as a "story" using scrum gibberish, how would it read? "As an interdimensional demon, I would like..."
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Acceptance Criteria: - No new cacodemons crossing the Einstein-Rosen Bridge - Existing cacodemons nullified
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Rejected: Please write separate backlog items for these two tasks.
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I recently met a conspiracy theorist who believes CERN scientists are working on opening a demonic portal. I was impressed by his originality, but then he pointed me to dozens of YouTube videos about it. You're not alone!
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A friend/colleague of mine did his doctorate at CERN. No mention of demonic portals, but he did help film an amateur Zombie movie in the tunnels around the LHC if that counts.
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There is no Jira, only ZUUL.
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Was it a blocker ?
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The proper term for that is "nightmare". :-)
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You're right, it's about JIRA.
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I knew why I hated Jira so much. It doesn’t have a default component to assign issues to related to the “Battling inter dimensional demons” epic
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Basically Laundry Files then. Cc
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Are you sure it was a dream?
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Sounds like you've been watching too much Rick and Morty and/or need a break from project management... ;)
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You should buy a chainsaw. Just in case.
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sounds legit.
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If you find this amusing you may like the Laundry Files series of books by
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...as many others have mentioned already, sorry.
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