How about we use predictive text to write our own epitaphs? Write “Here lies [YOUR NAME]. [preferred pronoun] was...” and let your phone finish the rest. Mine is: Here lies Alexander Zalben. He was clearly not wrong.
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Replying to @azalben
Here lies Chuck Wendig. He did not say what he was doing.
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Replying to @ChuckWendig @azalben
We know damn well what you were doing Chuck. 
4:23 PM - 1 Jan 2018
from Oakland, CA
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