@avantgame Be willing to shut anyone - including the mother of the bride - in the janitor's closet if it will keep the bride sane/happy.
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@avantgame oh also don't use speeches/jokes from books. just say something you actually feel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame Be fabulous but don't outshine the bride!#PippaMiddleton [and of course, be a rock in inevitable moments of sartorial panic]Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame get wed party to try@wedpicsapp :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame tell the bride you are there FOR her, but that does not mean you are responsible for everything happening like she planned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame oh, and get an emergency kit: shout wipes, needle/thread, band-aids, aspirin, deodorant, etcThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame short speech, funny anecdote about the groom with touching ending. also, stay sober until at least the end! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame wear comfortable shoes, and bring comfortable shoes for the bride. Ballet shoes are great for both.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame make friends with the flower girl. She’s your best distraction-assistant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame Be IN CHARGE the am of the wedding. Every1 else will be scattered. Tell folks what to do, where to go, where their shoes are. - 1 more reply
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@avantgame Buy some comfy white ballet slippers for the bride. She will thank you when it's time to get down and party.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame take a fitbit or an up to remind you to move in Europe weddings are abt sitting
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@avantgame good luck. Try not to buckle under the pressure and go to all food tastings, especially the cake!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame Kiss the bride's arse. Tell her she's right. Drink heavily. Wear a color you'd never thought you'd wear with pride. Done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame And on a practical note: Carry small packs of tissues (comforting is in your job description - both happy tears & less so!)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame Help bride remember all that matters is getting married to the right person on the day - fuck the rest :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avantgame Be there to listen and help the bride. You're her right hand for a reason. And have fun!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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