Maybe it got confused by my tweets. I am not a Crazy Rich Asian. I went to **** see the movie ***** Crazy Rich Asian.
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But does the liquor cabinet come filled with liquor
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And does it have an enchantment on the bottles so they are never empty
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Because then it might be worth $48,000
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Ok but divide the value over time! It's only a dollar a year if you play ping pong for the next 22,000 years!
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Notice the scond line is an attribution: “By . . .” Ya see, you’re really buying works of art. Now that’s a classy game of beer pong.
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Not for nothing, that's a nice cabinet. If we went halfsies, we could share custody.
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If you’re gonna spend $22K on a ping pong table, you’re going to need a big cabinet for all the alcohol you’re gonna have to drink to forget that impulse purchase.
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Yikes! I think they are out of their minds!
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