Auturgist

@auturgist

Navigating the stormy seas of one existential crisis to another... // ...occasionally !

My Mind, My Brain
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. ruj 2018.

    There's not a song lyric to which I relate more than 's dope line in 's "Side to Side" -- "I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me." It sounds so much cooler when she raps it about herself, though. I'm just really uptight and unmotivated. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    It might be helpful to have a President and government that understand technology so this sort of thing doesn’t happen.

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    prije 11 sati

    If you spend your whole life benefiting yourself by making the world a far worse place, people may not say nice things as you near the end; may even giddily anticipate the incipient relief from your malign presence, is what I have to say tonight about nobody in particular.

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  4. 3. velj

    Someone in Walmart's marketing department must really hate Elton John. Ugh.

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  5. 2. velj

    ...was the absolute funniest session of D&D in which I have ever participated, as player or DM! The shit they said and did to avoid fighting NPCs they could have--would have, in the past--easily murdered was hysterical! 🤣

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  6. 2. velj

    Tonight, in my D&D campaign, I tried to teach my players not to fight their way through every encounter. Half of them--the two women, to be clear--immediately took this lesson to mean that they could use sex instead of swords or sorcery. The result...

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  7. 1. velj

    I just ordered a refurbished Steelcase Uno chair for $150. Here's hoping it's everything I've been led to believe Steelcase office chairs are!

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    You can't vote to overthrow the rule of law, granting the President authority to commit whatever crimes at will, and then have any ground to demand a certain decorum from people when they protest.

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    The Senate just set fire to the Constitution and said to hell with the rule of law, but I guarantee you folks will still be calling for civility and decorum from protesters.

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    Idk who need to hear this, but if you have to personally operate your business for it to keep going & for you to earn a living, you are not a capitalist. You are self-employed. You are not Jeff Bezos. Stop living in denial.

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  11. 30. sij

    If you haven't balled your eyes out because of a great movie, or even just a great movie trailer -- or if you're too chickenshit to admit it -- I don't think we can be friends. I don't know how to relate to your kind.

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  12. 29. sij

    If you only go by the date, I am officially 40 years old now. There was a time when I didn't think I would make it this long. Feel free to send nudes, lewds, gift cards to "auturgist" at gmail, and donations in my name to Australian wildfire relief charities. :P

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    28. sij

    The Kobe story Elle Duncan shared on Sportscenter was so heartfelt and heartbreaking, more people need to see it. "The only small source of comfort for me, is knowing that he died doing what he loved the most: being a dad. Being a girl dad."

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    “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses” no more?

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    27. sij

    My former student Judge Starr emphasizes that prior impeachments have been bipartisan. He assumes that is a criticism of Democrats who have proceeded alone rather than of the GOP members who have refused to consider joining in a serious critique of the president's actions.

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    27. sij

    First of all... who edited this? This is amazing work.

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  17. 27. sij

    I really want to see this. I keep seeing ads and articles about it, but no idea whether to expect it in theaters soon or on a streaming service. Julia Garner was great as Kimmie in THE AMERICANS, and I hear she's excellent in a few other shows/films.

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  18. 26. sij

    Even though this joke is about how absurdly competitive Michael Jordan is, it's probably still too soon to make, and a part of me is sorry that I made it. But also, I feel like would be proud, so...

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  19. 26. sij

    Reports indicate, not to be outdone, Michael Jordan plans on flying a private jet directly into a mountainside.

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    26. sij

    RIP to Kobe and Gianna. What was once a meme is now a loving memory of a father and daughter.

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    24. sij

    Supporting Donald Trump means constantly giving the most generous interpretation to the least generous, most horrendous and shocking statements, on behalf of a man who has given literally no reason for generous interpretations and constant daily reasons for ungenerous ones.

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