Sometimes current me does something future me is not going to like, and she gets a little sociopathic thrill thinking about the consequences that don't have to be dealt with until a later date 
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Replying to @devonzuegel
I get the opposite feeling tho too, where present and future me collude and then they're smarmy assholes about it. Like today me worked on highest priority tasks, and planned the rest of the week for future me, and exercised, and now she's insufferable.
10:28 PM - 23 Jul 2018
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