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@autocorrects

Laughing for 10 minutes is good for your abs and muscles, follow me for an intense workout! *Parody Account* contactautocorrects@gmail.com

Joined July 2011

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  1. 8 hours ago

    *At party* Friend: truth or dare? Me: truth Friend: do you actually want to come? Me: dare

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  2. Jan 3

    When your best friend makes plans with someone else

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  3. Jan 3

    I want to go back

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  4. Jan 1

    "Next year will be better" - me every year

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  5. 31 Dec 2018

    i'm at the point where i have so much to do that i don't know where to start so i'll take a nap instead.

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  6. 29 Dec 2018

    2 tickets please

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  7. 28 Dec 2018

    list of ppl who are interested in me: ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

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  8. 25 Dec 2018

    family: what are you thankful for? me: that i’m not studying right now

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  9. 23 Dec 2018
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  10. 21 Dec 2018

    Me: "Never went to class, didnt participate, never studied" "Gets a bad grade" Me:

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  11. 19 Dec 2018

    When your mom's on the phone with a relative and says "Oh he's right here do u want to talk to him?"

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  12. 18 Dec 2018

    cashier: your card isn't working, do you want me to try again? me: yes

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  13. 15 Dec 2018

    So what do you like to do for fun? Me:

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  14. 12 Dec 2018

    “Hey how are u doing?” Me:

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  15. 10 Dec 2018

    When u live somewhere where the air hurts ur face and ur tryna figure out why u live where the air hurts your face

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  16. 7 Dec 2018

    i need two brains, one for my emotional problems, other for everything i got to study.

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  17. 5 Dec 2018

    Me: *has a lot to study* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it *takes nap*

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  18. 30 Nov 2018

    Life after toy story was not easy

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  19. 28 Nov 2018

    No money November is going well so far

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  20. 26 Nov 2018

    when u look in the mirror after the hairdresser's done and u say "i love it". but u wish u were dead

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