Austin Baldwin

@autalyst

Pilot, senior software engineer, weather enthusiast, theatre enjoyer, political snowflake, pun lover, thinks M̷̛̺̺͔͙̈́̋̑͛̕̕͘ă̵̱͖̄͝t̶̺̑̈ẖ̷̨͇͇͔̤̥̹̓̋͂͘͜is real.

Wisconsin, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2019.

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  1. prije 7 sati

    Last Thursday I went to the hospital for shaking, aphasia like symptoms, uncontrollable vomiting, numbness, and a migraine headache. Today I get to go talk to my doctor and see if my CT scan still says I have a brain. Can't wait for the bill.

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    prije 8 sati

    Gonna begin every conversation today with "You know what your problem is..."

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  3. prije 21 sat

    Don't mind me, just GEARING up for my next project! Get it? Because they are gea- wait, where are you going?! I DIDN'T GET TO THE FUNNY PART OF THE JOKE YET.

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    1. velj
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  5. prije 23 sata

    There is a lot of sadness on the face of my mother's dog as I explain I'm just there to feed him while my mom is out of town.

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    31. sij

    We don't threaten writers with violence. Not in America.

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  8. 31. sij
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  9. 29. sij
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  10. 29. sij

    It is 100% certified coffee (as per the coffee authority)

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    27. sij

    famous: well-known for Good reasons infamous: well-known for Bad reasons therefore flammable: catches on fire for Good reasons inflammable: catches on fire for Bad reasons

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  12. 27. sij

    Sweet dreamy boi

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  13. 27. sij

    This little bastard bit me today for no reason and then he has the audacity to be this cute??? Unfair

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  14. 27. sij

    The end result wasn't even worth the nearly no effort I put in to letting my computer drive me there.

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  15. 27. sij

    So I found one of those click-bait sites that require you to click two buttons to advance to the next state in a list when talking about "the most popular slang in each state." So instead of doing that I wrote a script to get me to Wisconsin instead of clicking 96 times.

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    25. sij

    Why do people always look at young people when a phone rings in a meeting. Lord knows millennials haven’t had their ringers on since 2010.

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  17. 26. sij

    I figured out how to make my translucent resin print

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    16. ruj 2019.

    Listen assholes, don’t put birds chirping in with the rain sounds playlist. Monsters.

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  19. 25. sij

    I need to stop walking into hardware stores

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    25. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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