I lied to the contact tracer at the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington DC yesterday. None of your damn business who I am or my telephone number. You do not have a right to that information.
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To be precise. I gave her 2/3 of my name and 9/10 of my telephone number. So, it was mostly true.
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“Say 3 Hail Mary’s & 2 Our Father’s, and now make your act of contrition...”
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I would tell them my name is Harry Ass Plinkett, and give a local politician's phone number.
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big of you.
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Too funny.
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Still, a lie. Just before Mass. not funny. Poor example.
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And cheating on your SO once a week still means you're "84% faithful"?
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Wow we have a real badass over here
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I’m sure Jesus is honoring partial truths right along with you.
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But totally unusable. What if it’s the guy in the next pew who’s got Covid and they try to call and give you a heads up.
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I will miss the call.
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