Austin Rodrigues

@austinnewyork

Performer/Writer . Creative editor . Contributor for Funny or Die. Cool like smoking.

New York
austinrodrigues.com
Se unió en marzo de 2010
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  1. Tweet fijado
    6 abr.

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  2. retwitteó
    2 jun.

    This wouldn't be happening if it was called Father Earth

    1 respuesta 55 retweets 266 Me gusta
  3. retwitteó
    2 jun.

    One WTC lights up green after President Trump ditches global climate agreement.

    38 respuestas 744 retweets 1.911 Me gusta
  4. retwitteó
    1 jun.

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.

    . "I was elected by voters of Pittsburgh, not Paris. I promised I wld exit or renegotiate any deal which fails to serve US interests"
    6.065 respuestas 132.810 retweets 278.825 Me gusta
  5. retwitteó
    1 jun.

    *waits until plane is in the air* "So... who did everyone vote for?"

    21 retweets 146 Me gusta
  6. 30 may.

    If Fred Durst were alive today I bet the song would be "I did it all for the 'likes'" instead of the "nookie."

    9 Me gusta
  7. 30 may.

    I now pronounce you hoosbend and woof. Sorry, that's just how I pronounce it.

    4 Me gusta
  8. retwitteó
    23 may.

    Crazy that a landlord turned out to be a bad president.

    9 respuestas 502 retweets 2.458 Me gusta
  9. 23 may.

    Sry, it's just been sitting in my draft folder. "Female Ghostbusters? What's next, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Wilburys?"

    3 Me gusta
  10. 22 may.

    I wonder if having a penis bigger than six rulers is what killed Big Pun. 🤔

    3 Me gusta
  11. 19 may.

    Something to keep in mind if ur ever walking down my street–never 100% sure I installed the AC correctly.

    8 Me gusta
  12. 18 may.

    It's funny to get on a crowded subway and say "can you hit 7 please?"?

    2 retweets 34 Me gusta
  13. 18 may.
    En respuesta a

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  14. 18 may.

    I m peach

    2 respuestas 8 Me gusta
  15. retwitteó
    18 may.

    Just show us your birth certificate and we'll move on!

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
    1 respuesta 4 retweets 41 Me gusta
  16. retwitteó
    10 may.

    1 respuesta 5 retweets 16 Me gusta
  17. 10 may.

    Feel like the best villain for a movie starring The Rock would be The Paper.

    1 retweet 11 Me gusta
  18. retwitteó
    10 may.

    Get rich or die - GOP Unit

    2 retweets 11 Me gusta
  19. 9 may.

    Maybe it's a good thing I don't write for tv cuz I'd be all like "Hear that? I wrote that. Oh, wrote that one too."

    3 Me gusta
  20. 8 may.

    Wow, didn't see this coming. Thank you, Rolling Stones!

    6 Me gusta
  21. 8 may.

    I imagine everyone in France is getting laid tonight. Has nothing to do with the election, that's just always how I picture France.

    2 retweets 12 Me gusta

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