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Dr. Jessie Christiansen
@aussiastronomer
NASA Planet Hunter | Project Scientist NASA Exoplanet Archive | 2022 | Science consultant | Whovian | My views are not the views of NASA | She/her
Caltech, Pasadena, CA, USAweb.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/christia/Joined January 2014

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So, here is my first attempt to make an actual video/vlog #scicomm thing. It's just me talking over some slides, but I PUT MUSIC UNDERNEATH! I chose the cheesiest possible music. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I was giggling to myself the whole time. It's 4 mins:
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Does anyone* ever think about who God was sub-tweeting with the whole ‘Thou shalt not cover thy neighbour’s wife’ business? Like, what did Moses’s neighbour’s wife look like? Do we know?! *okay people with Catholic upbringings 🤣
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Oh man, someone posted a screenshot of this to Reddit and the comments are full of people despairing for this poor teacher reading hundreds of pages of essays. She has 21 seven year olds and they each wrote one paragraph. 🤣
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My son had a short writing assignment about something he was interested in, so he wrote a paragraph on video games. He decided to write it in pixelated/Minecraft font. His teacher's only comment on his innovation/creativity/effort? "Don't write your homework like this again." 🙄
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My daughter: Are you doing something important today? Me: Yes, actually, I have a very important meeting. Daughter: I can tell. You’re wearing your very important weird jacket and you have your very important weird combed hair. Me:
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Avid Skymaps user here for over a decade now. Any time I will be at a dark site and want to know what I should be looking for!!!
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The Evening Sky Map (PDF) for February 2023 is now available to download at skymaps.com/tesm/ Featuring a monthly Sky Calendar and easy-to-use Sky Maps for the northern hemisphere, southern hemisphere & equatorial regions. Please share. Clear skies! #stargazing #CometZTF
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Finally talked to a doctor about the loud whooshing in my ear - suspected eustachian (bless you!) tube dysfunction (tube between nose and ear is blocked!) so now on multiple decongestants for a few days until it hopefully clears up.
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I was halfway through crooning 'Moondance' to my son at the icecream shop last night when I realized... moondancing is sex. Guys I didn't realise. I literally thought Van Morrison was singing about dancing.
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My son had a short writing assignment about something he was interested in, so he wrote a paragraph on video games. He decided to write it in pixelated/Minecraft font. His teacher's only comment on his innovation/creativity/effort? "Don't write your homework like this again." 🙄
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GUYS YOU CAN CALL THE EXOPLANET ARCHIVE FROM ASTROQUERY.
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Replying to @aussiastronomer
And for those not wanting to write direct TAP queries, @NExScI_IPAC developers wrote a convenient-to-use #astroquery module. astroquery.readthedocs.io/en/latest/ipac
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Oh and here's the plot, LOL. Here's how you can make a plot of the mass and radii of the current confirmed planets in one tweet!
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import pandas as pd import matplotlib.pyplot as plt planets = pd.read_csv("exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu/TAP/sync?query") plt.figure() plt.loglog(planets['pl_masse'],planets['pl_rade'],'.') plt.xlabel('Planet Mass [Me]') plt.ylabel('Planet Radius [Me]')
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Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗
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Netflix's new password-sharing rule: Every 31 days your device must log in on your home network — or it will be blocked. thestreamable.com/news/confirmed
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I mean, I literally collect planets for a living, OF COURSE I'm subscribing to 'Worlds Beyond Number' immediately. (Also because , , and Lou Wilson are INCREDIBLE, obvs.)
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Utterly and completely blown away by the overwhelming support for @WorldsBeyondPod. Our gratitude is eternally yours. 10k folks by the Fireside in under 12 hours!?!? That's whatcha call a BIG OL' campfire!!! From the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU!!! twitter.com/WorldsBeyondPo…
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Just watched it! So much information. The scariest fact that I learned is that any satellites brighter than 7th magnitude will create electronic ghosts in Rubin data - not just local streaks that can be (tiresomely) removed, but artefacts that will affect the whole image. 👀☠️
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My CfA colloquium talk on megaconstellations is now online: youtube.com/watch?v=ceYt_E
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