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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2016

    often, i wish there were a file in OSS called ORIGINSTORY.md, explaining why you named your project as such, what puns you tried to play on

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  2. 22 Dec 2020
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  3. 20 Dec 2020

    An app that translates any sentence into the closest available pun.

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  4. 6 Dec 2020
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  5. 23 Nov 2020

    There's a lot to talk about with Teddy Roosevelt's daughter but I'm distracted by how much this whips ass

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  6. 3 Oct 2020

    There is a library in Paris where you can borrow question marks instead of books.

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  7. 12 Jul 2020

    how do i know if someone is cake

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  8. 26 May 2020

    what would baby yoda do

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  9. 21 May 2020

    The 'Teddy Girls' were a pretty awesome 1950s subculture of generally working class British girls who created their own unique and rebellious style. Google them, you won't regret it. But... these photos were made by Jean-Baptiste Mondino for 'Next' magazine in the early 2010s.

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  10. 15 Mar 2020
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  11. 11 Mar 2020

    I joined the Security Engineering & Architecture (SEAR) team at Apple last week. We are looking for people to work on cloud & infrastructure security in Cupertino, Seattle, and around the world. Interested? DM , see and

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  12. 11 Mar 2020
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  13. 29 Feb 2020

    evasive maneuvers keyboard shortcut

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  14. 28 Feb 2020
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  15. 25 Feb 2020

    Jif is releasing a limited-edition jar of GIF peanut butter that aims to "settle the great debate" over how to pronounce the looping image format

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  16. 15 Feb 2020

    msdos_Gateway_2_-_Homeworld_1993

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  17. Roses are red, This card's a flirtation, Now please go enable Two-factor authentication.

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  18. Last night: Me: Got any homework? Anna: Nah. Me: Whatcha gonna do? Anna: Have a map I’m working on. Just found this on her desk.

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  19. 9 Feb 2020

    Absolutely riveting Reddit post about cooking at home in Shunde, Guangdong, while the city is locked down for coronavirus panic

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  20. 2 Feb 2020

    The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.

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  21. 31 Jan 2020
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