Milo seems unusually upset that a woman pilots the Millennium Falcon.pic.twitter.com/eYpsgfO8Mn
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This seemed an appropriate coincidence because that is what I felt like doing while reading those excerptspic.twitter.com/bP5ZODMlCz
**amazing**
this reads exactly like Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way describing her beauty routine in My Immortal dhdhsgdhf
A+ reference. Excellent delivery. Would read again.
That's an extremely creepy account of a "personal beauty regime." I would not be surprised at all if, on the next page, it continues with how he eats the flesh of other humans or something.
I wish i could go back to a time when i hadn’t read this.
This may be the most boring, banal, and self-obsessed piece of writing ever produced.
I long for the day when people learn the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking difference between "regime" and "regimen."
1. You can get Bumble and Bumble at East London boutiques AND a Minnesota boutique called Target, and 2. he is s terrible writer.
"i have never had a pimple"
I love the psychology as to WHY he felt the need to slide that in there!
He cribbed this from Patrick Bateman.
So he doesn't get out of the house before what, noon?
This is the literary equivalent to walking on Lego with bare feet.
How does he apply lotion to his own back?
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