Recipe for Destruction, Island Edition:
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Start with 149,200 cups of colonialism; sift in generous portions of native genocide and black enslavement.
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Chop 200 million trees; set aside for industrial revolution combustion. This will ensure easy soil erosion for later use.
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Fold in heirloom colonial financial management schemes, making sure to extract tributes in the form of taxes from the population.
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Shred attempts at self-determination. Mince efforts at self-governance.
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Substitute neglect for political representation in Congress.
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Bake 120 years or until global warming in the convection oven you’ve created gets hot enough for a massive hurricane, whichever comes first.
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Add one president who ran a campaign on demonizing people who look like the people on the island in the middle of the ocean.
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Blame the people on the island in the middle of the ocean for being the people on the island in the middle of the ocean.
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Garnish with racism and serve for consumption on mainstream media.
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