I can't stop thinking about this menu. Each subsequent course more subversive than the last.https://twitter.com/hels/status/815358387231854592 …
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First course: Mr. Trump's Wedge. The subtle nod toward wedge issues? I'm here for it.
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Second course: Swiss chard. The Swiss fucked over Jewish people during WWII. Don't be like that.
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Third course: tenderloin. This part of the cow does the least work and is the most tender. In other words, Trump's fragility on a dish.
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Fourth course: Baked Alaska. This dish is literally a pile of garbage on fire. An acknowledgment of climate change, of course.
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Finally: breakfast buffet. We know it's happening but have absolutely no fucking idea what will be there. Kinda like the next presidency.
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My compliments to the chef.
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