Facebook's Messenger has absolutely no chill. You have to opt out of notifications like ten times just to use it.
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Replying to @aurabogado
"Please turn ok notifications," with an arrow in case you're not sure. No. Not now, Messenger.pic.twitter.com/t70hvFfftC
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Also no not now I don't want to include my number, Messengerpic.twitter.com/gaOyTBs2VL
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Yes I really want to skip my number, Messenger. I do. I really do.pic.twitter.com/O7iSTInr52
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After all that Messenger's like ok we'll just sync all your contacts. You can't even say no. You've to "learn more."pic.twitter.com/LDNK1iJ6x6
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Then Messenger basically lies by suggesting you can't use it without adding contact to it. That's false.pic.twitter.com/80mBNujjs6
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You're finally on Messenger. Wait are you sure you don't want to turn on notifi-fucking-cations?pic.twitter.com/jHr7GsWuUR
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And still, after all that, after you make clear that no you don't want notifications, Messenger will ask you again.pic.twitter.com/jffjq5nV6Z
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Replying to @aurabogado
I'm switching back to FB via phone browser. Takes up less space, I can access messages, and stop getting these passive aggressive prompts.
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