There's a kid walking around my neighborhood with a rooster. Like a guard rooster that will come after you if you get near them.
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Replying to @SageSaturn
@Sagesaturn My dad had a rooster like that. No one could touch the thing or even go to the backyard when it was there. Except for dad.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @aurabogado
@aurabogado As a public figure of no stature, this is JUST the kind of security I need. (FTR: Your dad was a BAWS for that!)1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @SageSaturn
@Sagesaturn My little nephew was in the backyard once and rooster came after him. Dad straight took out the machete and cut its neck off.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @aurabogado
@aurabogado oh shit. There are consequences to this, I see.... Well, did it taste good?1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @SageSaturn
@Sagesaturn Just alright. What made it tastier was remembering mornings it would come scream at my window the mornings it knew I was there.2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @aurabogado
@aurabogado my gosh. i'm definitely rethinking this. it sounded like a good idea at the time, buuuuttt....1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@Sagesaturn Guard rooster. Intelligent, tasty guard rooster.
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