There's a kid walking around my neighborhood with a rooster. Like a guard rooster that will come after you if you get near them.
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@aurabogado As a public figure of no stature, this is JUST the kind of security I need. (FTR: Your dad was a BAWS for that!) -
@Sagesaturn My little nephew was in the backyard once and rooster came after him. Dad straight took out the machete and cut its neck off. -
@aurabogado oh shit. There are consequences to this, I see.... Well, did it taste good? -
@Sagesaturn Just alright. What made it tastier was remembering mornings it would come scream at my window the mornings it knew I was there. -
@aurabogado my gosh. i'm definitely rethinking this. it sounded like a good idea at the time, buuuuttt.... -
@Sagesaturn Guard rooster. Intelligent, tasty guard rooster.
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