August V. Fahren

@AugustVFahren

Traveling. Writing. Dating. Living the life. Author Pg: Get your FREE Online Dating amazon kindle ebook:

Asheville, NC
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Joined November 2009
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  1. Jan 19

    "Give it to me! I'm so fucking wet." She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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  2. Jan 19

    Singles here's your new idea for alternatives to the fam Xmas cards/vacation postcards.

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  3. Jan 18

    When you're hitting that spot & she starts screeching like a tea kettle.

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  4. Jan 15

    My motto from now on

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  5. Jan 16

    Some slang bothers me. Other times it's hilarious. Everybody be saying "my ", but bÆ means poop in ...

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  6. Jan 15

    Hoes be like they givin away attention over there!

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  7. Jan 15

    Church sounds a lot dirtier then I remember these days: "Open your mouth & I will fill it."

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  8. Jan 15

    BOYS ON THE RUN – THE WHITE KNIGHT FALLS DOWN “A socially awkward vending machine salesman & chronic masturbator...

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  10. Jan 14

    Go until she's shaking...

  11. Jan 14

    He's been this girl for 5 years...

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  12. Jan 14

    MY BOSS MY HERO [THE LEFT HAND THEORY]

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  13. Jan 12

    HOLDING AN FOR YOUR NEXT

  14. Jan 12

    IS YOUR GIRL ADDICTED TO THAT CREAMY CRACK? No I’m not taking about what u gave her at end of last night’s date, I’m

  15. Jan 12

    An interesting take: HOW TO MARRY THE RIGHT GIRL: A MATHEMATICAL SOLUTION [MATH GEEK DATING]

  16. Jan 12

    Singers: Breath control and can hit that high note.

  17. Jan 12

    I want a shirt that says: "They call me the crippler."

  18. Jan 12

    Try explaining this car accident.

  19. Jan 12

    Friendzoned - Mega best friends?

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