All this attention is giving me a false sense of confidence. I made a pun to my girlfriend about how the kitty litter we use is “LITTER-ally the best” and I thought “That’s *definitely* funny enough for Twitter!!”
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Sara going viral hell yeah
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I feel unprepared. I haven’t even brushed my teeth this morning.
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Dear Northern CA, Thank you for containing the quake with a sharpie. Sincerely, Southern CA
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Items fell off supermarket shelves in Alabama!
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Sharpie Alert Many people are saying that it may affect Lake Tahoe.
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ok this is actually pretty funny
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He’ll blame this on Dems.
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