BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi... REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor. FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol (2/10)
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REPUBLICANS: What? Why? FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation. REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?! FLYNN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you! KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...(3/
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he? MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act... REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind. (4/10)
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PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that... REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President? PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and... (5/10)
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal! PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into... TRUMP: I don’t know him. PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties. REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President?? (6/10)
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PARNAS: His personal lawyer. REPUBLICANS: Cohen?? COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops. REPUBLICANS: Why? COHEN: For campaign finance violations. REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign? (7/10)
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COHEN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair?? MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy. REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!? PARNAS: It was Giuliani. (8/10)
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YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job! REPUBLICANS: Who are you?? YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine. REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government?? (9/10)
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GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so... REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union?? SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo... REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!! PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest* (10/10)
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(Blatantly stolen from https://www.facebook.com/james.tabeek/posts/10163131849715615 …)
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