RT @UberFacts: The average person touches their face 3,000 to 5,000 times a day. <-- avg 2 - 3.4 times a minute? doubt it.
@corq if @uberfacts would just tweet that I am an asshole, as a fact, I might stop correcting them.
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@attritionorg Eliza bots always seem to win in this scenario. Twitter notwithstanding. "Why do you say that?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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