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    Dave Attell‏Verified account @attell 12 Sep 2018

    happy happy birthday, @realjeffreyross! Xox I'm taking u out at the oklahoma gig next week for a birthday steak!

    8:56 PM - 12 Sep 2018
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      1. S ☀️nny Dynamite‏ @Mosiahrashaad 12 Sep 2018
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        *streak

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      1. Charlie Milo‏ @Charliemilo 12 Sep 2018
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        I bet you say that to all the girls.

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      1. RobertWhiteHonda‏ @themarsdenrob 12 Sep 2018
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        If he eats all 72 ounces it's free!

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      1. Rennie S‏ @StennettRennie 12 Sep 2018
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        Happy Birthday...Fhat Dan...

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      1. Ed Grimley‏ @edgrimley20 12 Sep 2018
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        Hot date

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      1. Ed Grimley‏ @edgrimley20 12 Sep 2018
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        Looks like there’s gonna be another very wet situation in the south

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      1. King 📍‏ @iamkingmatthew 12 Sep 2018
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        &3-2 beer

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      1. John Troxell‏ @Troxellberg 13 Sep 2018
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        Tube steak?

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      1. Eddie Stacey giantsbane.com‏ @mreddiestacey 13 Sep 2018
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        Cool, where we meeting up?

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      1. JB‏ @JeremyJBelcher 13 Sep 2018
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        Happy Birthday!!! BTW for anyone thinking about going. Caught the show when the two of them were in CT at @MoheganSun Check it out if you can. They were hilarious.

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