Last night I dreamt I was at a party & @joerogan fucked my tits
then after I turned to @willowsdarksong all excited & said, “I can’t wait to tell my husband” 


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Yeah, it was crazy realistic too. I’d give more details, but it was pretty Dirty (with a capital D
)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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