atom8bit the #y2k Messiah

Why are there log entries saying logging is timing out? Is someone messing with me?

Haha oh man just read another hilarious web comic haha I love how the artist substituted humor with relatability That was a stroke of genius

I mean I guess you could write dates out in long form but it's less interesting and also wastes a lot of time

Got my flu shot the other day Thanks for letting me be not sick #vaccines You have saved me from not using sick time or developing further complications

You may notice that "the" was both bolded and hyphenated in this delightful comic for emphasis

This is literally a global standard please do this It will eliminate confusion

Ok so I am going to address the elephant in the room here 02022020 is not a good way to format a date 2020-02-02 (Y-m-d) is optimal This will still satisfy your palindrome requirements too if you ignore the hyphens (though please do not do that)

OK yeah but the real question is can you teach a robot to love? I feel as if we are not addressing this issue as urgently as we should be

Occasionally a sparkle but I think that's optional

How come I can never get the internet to do a group hug This is twitter get it together people this is a forum of sunshine and hugs

Hey another polio free day Thanks again #vaccines!

If listening to my parents fight constantly as a kid I can safely say right now that America is firmly having a discussion

Bold is still a bullshit word

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Master Kohga the wise? It's not a story the Sheikah would tell you

Hey internet: group hug?

Another day without rubella. Thanks again vaccines!

Every meme has a hidden story behind the magic