Also he would've said a cool catchphrase and told every kid he'd saved to "say no to drugs". Not to mention a random pregnant women who would've gone into labour and he would've delivered the baby.
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Nobody is served by these fan fictions.
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Yes, and in 4” heels
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[Me, triumphant with a knee in the back of the perp] "You just got early admission to prison bud" *high fives group of ethnically diverse students*
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Till he remembers he has bone spurs he would.
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