"I'd like to impregnate you" is an eternally winning message
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More like the new workplace book clubs. Instead of suggesting a book to read, you suggest who should be the surrogate for that month's fertilization.
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Usually same ones who say women groped should be flattered they're getting attention because it means men find them pretty
#thanksgrandma
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Where do we find these people? After they get dismissed from jury duty, we offer them a senate seat?!
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Kids. They’re not what they used to be.
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Your boss asking to physically impregnate you was considered a compliment? What fucked up day was that
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what day was that?
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In My Day me: *knocking on my boss’s door* boss: “please come in” me: “good morning, sir. i just wanted to know if you wanted me” boss: “please have sex with my wife and impregnate her.” me: “ok. do you still want to me fax these documents?”
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What's sad is that there are some conservative women who really think this way.
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I'm sorry, but this joke went over like a lead balloon.
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Are you nuts? That would be so off putting at any age or era.....you must not think much of yourself.
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