literally laughed out loud.
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Yikes, everything about him is predatory and creepy.
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wow ... that's a lot of deliverance
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I I will take a medium mushroom pie if he can guarantee 30-minute delivery
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Fed Ex gonna be pissed
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He meant to say "deliverance". Air quotes are fun.
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What? Dominos? Pizza Hut??
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more like "Deliverance"
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my standards for being delivered to are very high, very high. I don't we have that kind of relationship.
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Isn't that Amazon's plan too?
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"we cheat the other guy and pass the savings to you"
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Gonna be a breech birth. With a vacuum. And an episiotomy... Ow.


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Ewwww.
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