I'm dying.
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They are, we can't stop talking about it.
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@johniadarola@TheOnion fuck! I read almost half of that before I noticed it was an onion article.
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wow, is he a peddo being blackmailed?
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@LouiseMensch Careful now. Too many RU Ambassadors have recently died under mysterious circumstances. What is it; 6 or 7 now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Heartbroken... I kinda think not.
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Amanda you know The Onion is a spoof publication...
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The Onion is satire...FYI.
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oh buddy, when
@TheOnion can be any actual headline, any day, it's a bad time for Washington and America.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Aww. He says that all to the unwitting fools. And the witting ones, too.
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