my girlfriend, just now: “what special election?”
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My houseplant: “Can you turn off CNN pls”
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Dog is biting my hand to Put . The . Damn . Phone . Down
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If you ask Zoe if Paul Manafort is going to prison, she’ll say yes. Still working on the “unless he’s pardoned” part.
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Your 14 month is marriage material :))
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