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I detect that grapefruits are peaking right now. Happy!
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"None of these people have ever met" -
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“The statues walked,” Easter Islanders say. To move each moai, 2 groups may have rocked it side to side while a rear group kept it uprightpic.twitter.com/wg5VDu8N40
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I don't know what's gonna happen, but I really tried to make something beautiful before I die
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Experience: Billionth Customer at Pier 1 Imports. Instructions: Two bags of potpourri on dashboard, crack windows, drive 55mph.
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never meet your heroes. try to make better stuff than them with all your friends
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Just realized I was supposed to chew Good & Plenty for pleasure. Makes sense now. Been swallowing 2 every morning with a glass of water.
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Take 10min and watch this genuinely beautiful trailer for my pal
@davidoreilly's game EVERYTHING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJk8ROpuEo … ft. Alan WattsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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chia seeds in soup and tea bags in rice
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Why the big dip in usage of the word omelette after WW2? https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?year_start=1800&year_end=2008&corpus=15&smoothing=7&case_insensitive=on&content=omelet&direct_url=t4%3B%2Comelet%3B%2Cc0%3B%2Cs0%3B%3Bomelet%3B%2Cc0%3B%3BOmelet%3B%2Cc0%3B%3BOMELET%3B%2Cc0 …
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Paid a guy $200 to check my prostate, no HMO.
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At Disneyland - the space junk meteor things crossed the sky DURING FIREWORKS. Mind blown for a minute trying to figure the depth trickery.
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Figuring out how to use Silk Road - ordered a hit on myself. Sent him a predator costume and told him to come find me at Xel-Ha Tulum.
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"Do Not Disturb" = "Please analyze my daily patterns, enter room when I'm gone, pull comforter over my reading materials"
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How to use the internet at ANY hotel in China
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Many counterfeit products are better quality, better price, than the real thing,
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It's also very upsetting to the cashier and the others in line when you don't use a loyalty rewards card.
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At Starbucks in China, they give you a plastic glove to handle your own food as you move it from the plate to your mouth.
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