Roland Cooper

@asveepay

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2009
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  1. Jun 7

    Daughter re: wife's boobs: "I don't like looking at them. It's like you have another butt."

    3 likes
  2. Apr 10

    Trapped at CVS, currently browsing the discount wine.

  3. Mar 29

    The openings for Legion are almost as great as the ones Fringe had

    1 reply
  4. Mar 28

    Central Intelligence is so unrealistic. No way that many people go to their 20th high school reunion

    1 like
  5. Mar 14

    Not sure if I am happy plane is in maintenance for 3 hours or sad

  6. Mar 13

    Apple earbuds leak so much sound I could enjoy the Black Album while following elixir lectures thanks to my Metra neighbor.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  7. Feb 26

    That commercial was confusing. Grey's Anatomy is still on TV?

  8. Feb 21

    I was not expecting to run the A/C in February

    1 like
  9. Feb 20

    I can't imagine having to deal with this kind of treatment

  10. Feb 12

    Weirdest Laverne & Shirley ep on at urgent care: L&S eat pot brownies, get wasted, almost marry Eric Idle

  11. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    Goddell left the stage so fast. Someone should draft him.

    9 replies 36 retweets 196 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    INTERRUPTING FOOTBALL FOR A SECOND BECAUSE IT’S DUSTIN AS A GHOSTBUSTER

    5 replies 426 retweets 958 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 2

    Finding these Bowling Green Massacre jokes to be a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place.

    448 replies 25,153 retweets 60,622 likes
  14. Jan 27

    Why does Apple make so many bluetooth accessories when Macbook bluetooth is so terrible? If I wanted lossy audio I'd still use cassettes

    1 reply
  15. Jan 26

    The concept of a level crossing appears too complicated for some humans.

  16. Jan 17

    Nothing like a bit of The Reassembler to relax at night

  17. Jan 7

    The twitter timeline algorithm sucks

    1 like
  18. Jan 4

  19. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2016

    Today, and I launched . A labor of love we’re pretty excited about.

    4 replies 7 retweets 24 likes
  20. 20 Dec 2016

    I wonder how messy the trains will be this morning

    1 reply

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